TMI Tuesday: Mad-Libs for Adults
This week sex bloggers from across the globe will get a chance to fill-in the blanks and try our hand at some clichéd poetry. How can we resist? Here’s how: 1. If my sex life were a film, it would be...
View ArticleThat Kind of Girl
“Why?” It is the text I have been waiting for. The one I wasn’t entirely sure I would get at all. He’s stingy with his responses to me to begin with, and at this point I am telling him something he...
View ArticleSpicing it Up: Life After Salt-N-Pepper
It seems only fitting that on the day that marks the 50,000 views milestone on Off Go the Panties should be the same day that Salt-N-Pepper and I call it quits. My devotion to the man and my...
View ArticleVirgin Slut
Dear Panty Parade: I’m 33 and up until a couple months ago I was a virgin. I have never dated, and I was getting tired of waiting, so I joined a hook-up site (AFF). I found someone I thought was a...
View ArticleSpank Bank
When we meet at the faux Caribbean bar in the even faker Mirage Hotel on the Las Vegas Strip, I have not planned on getting laid that night. The twenty-two year old cowboy from Mexico is in town for...
View ArticleThe Easy and the Hard Way: Advice for Getting Your Cock Sucked
Before I sucked off my date the other night, he said something that has stuck with me: “Guys just don’t get why their ex-wives are willing to suck my dick even though they wouldn’t give a blow job for...
View ArticleHow to Thank a Slut
“They only have Jacuzzi rooms left,” he said as he slid back into the booth beside me. His puppy dog pout didn’t come close to disguising how this “bad news” couldn’t be further from being a...
View ArticleHow to Turn Me On Morning, Noon, and Night
Women are complex creatures. We hear from men again and again how they have no idea how to please us or what to do to turn us on. I get that. Whether it’s whim or folly—my desires change like the...
View ArticleJust Your Average Craigslist Joes
I had an itch Thursday that only some brand new cock could scratch. I decided I needed some Valentine’s Day pussy banging seeing that I wasn’t going to be getting any flowers or chocolates. . . I...
View ArticleOne Year Ago Today: Poop Soup
This is the third installment in a series I’m calling “One Year Ago Today.” It’s a chance to look back and see where I was, what was important to me at that time, comment on it, and discuss where I...
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